Dont be sad :)

Q. How do you know when your wife is really dead?
A. Your sex life is the same but your washing pile gets bigger.

Dont be sad :)

Did you hear about the lesbian swimmer who was thrown out of the Olympics?
She kept lapping the other swimmers.

When driving a car it is normal to look not at the road but at the
person sitting beside you or in the back seat for the entire journey.

An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no
lasting damage to an eight year old child