The trouble with political jokes is they usually get elected.

TWO DRUNKS WERE LYING ALONGSIDE THE CURB WHEN A COP CAME UP THE OFFERCER SAW THAT ONE HAD HIS FINGER STUCK UP THE OTHER'S ASS. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? THE COP DEMANDED. MY BUDDY IS SICK AND I'M TRYING TO MAKE HIM THROW UP THE DRUNK SLURRED. WELL HOW THE HELL IS STICKING YOUR FINGER UP HIS ASS GOING TO MAKE HIM THROW UP? JUST WAIT THE DRUNK SAID, UNTIL I STICK IT IN HIS MOUTH......