I didn?t lose my marbles, I gave them away.

A girl WAS COMING HOME FROM A DATE. HHER MOTHER HAD WAITED UP FOR HER, AND WHEN THE girl WALKED IN THE DOOR, THE MOTHER NOTICED SHE HAD RICE IN HER HAIR. ANNE, SHE SAID YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU WERE GOING TO A WEDDING. I DIDN'T MOTHER, ANNE REPLIED. I WAS GIVING A BLOW JOB TO A CHINAMAN AND HE GOT SICK ALL OVER ME.....